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Man United’s Rooney, Mata & Herrera + City’s Silva have all been offered to Barcelona [Sport] Friday, May 1st, 2015  Comments   What the hell are they smoking over at Spanish paper Sport?! The Catalan daily have splashed their Friday edition with a front page that demands attention in Manchester, as it’s claimed that Man United’s Wayne Rooney, Juan Mata and Ander Herrera and Man City player David Silva have all been offered to Barcelona. We’ll pick apart each player one by one. Wayne Rooney No sooner do Sport say that agent’s have dangled Rooney in front of Barcelona, than a slew of reasons why the transfer won’t happen are tabled by the tabloid. Sport note that Rooney is under contract until 2019, before adding that Wazza’s weight is of serious concern to the Catalans. Sport claim that Rooney has had to change his game due to his physical condition, saying his “athletic performance is not above suspicion.” Juan Mata Although Jua...

Manchester United planning £100m bid for Real Madrid’s Gareth Bale [Telegraph] Manchester United planning £100m bid for Real  Madrid's Gareth Bale The Telegraph claim that Louis van Gaal will be supplied with 100m pounds to lure Bale back to Blighty, but securing the deal will involved more than the player’s simple ‘Yes': as a signing of Florentino Perez, the Madrid President won’t let his star signing leave easily. 0t2015   Comments   Manchester United are plotting a summer move for Gareth Bale, according to tomorrow’s  Telegraph . The ‘Bale to United’ story has been running all season in truth, and has escalated as the Welshman’s performances have worsened at the Bernabeu. It’s been a testing second season for Bale at Madrid; having won the hearts of the fans with goals in both the Copa del Rey Final and Champions League final, he was deemed an outright success in his first year in Spain. But the honeymoon period is decidedly ov...

Lionel Messi's 'Panenka' penalty against Getafe was the best ever, says the man himself Antonin Panenka +6 Facebook Twitter WhatsApp 1.7k shares 12 comments Lionel Messi scored with a chipped penalty against Getafe on Tuesday  The style of penalty was originally performed by Antonin Panenka in 1976  Panenka described Messi's attempt as the best he has ever seen Lionel Messi's 'Panenka' penalty against Getafe has been hailed as the best ever - by the man himself. Antonin Panenka originated the chipped spot-kick technique as he audaciously clinched Czechoslovakia's shoot-out victory over Germany in the 1976 European Championship final. And the former midfielder anointed Messi as the best of his many imitators after the Barcelona forward deceived Vicente Guaita for the first of his two goals, and his team's six without reply, in Tuesday's resounding Primera Division win.

    Premier League hit by Uefa changes  Arsenal ere knocked out of the Champions League by Monaco and will not be a top seed next season The Premier League will have only one top-seeded club in next season's Champions League after Uefa introduced new regulations. For the 2015-16 campaign, the eight top seeds will be the champions from Europe's top seven leagues and the competition's holders. The change in rules should lead to more of Europe's major clubs meeting each other in the group stage. Previously teams were seeded by Uefa's rankings, based on results in Europe. That meant Chelsea and Arsenal are both in pot one for the group-stage draw at the start of the season. But, as there is no Premier League side left in this year's competition, only the English champions will be placed among the top seeds next season

Legends Of English Football !!! 10. David Beckham 9. Bryan Robson 8. Alan Shearer 7. Gary Lineker 6. Duncan Edwards 5. Stanley Mathews 4. Gordon Banks 3. Paul Scholes 2. Bobby Moore 1. Bobby Charlton 

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Viongozi wa ligi kuu England imetoa orodha ya wachezaji watakao wania uchezaji bora wa kiume na mchezaji bora chipukiza wa kiume huku star wa Spurs Harry Kane akionekana sehemu zote mbili Lakini pia tunaiyona timu inayoongoza ligi Chelsea ambayo kwa sasa katika mazoezi yao wameanza kujifunza jinsi ya kusherehekea ubingwa wao wametoa wachezaji watatu tofauti katika vinyang'anyiro vyote viwili wakifuatiwa na Liverpool ambao wametoa wachezaji wawili na timu zingine Arsenal, Man U, na Spurs zote zikiwa zimetoa mchezaji mmoja mmoja. Ufuatao ni muonekano wa vinyang'anyiro hivyo      MCHEZAJI BORA WA KIUME Diego Costa (Chelsea) David De Gea (Manchester united) Philippe Coutinho (Liverpool) Eden Hazard (Chelsea) Harry Kane (Tottenham Hotspurs) Alexis Sunchez (Arsenal) MCHEZAJI BORA WA KIUME CHIPUKIZI Thibaut Courtois (Chelsea) Philippe Coutinho (Liverpool) David De Gea (Manchester united) Eden Hazard (Chelsea) Harry Kane (Tottenham Hotspurs) Raheem Sterling (Li...

Jana tuliishuhudia Barcelona ikiichabanga bila huruma PSG waliokuwa wenyeji katika mechi ya robo fainali ya ligi ya mabingwa barani ulaya ambako tulishuhudia Barca ikiibuka na ushindi wa goli 3-1 ushindi ambao ulinogeshwa na matobo ya Luis Suarez akimpiga David Luiz ambapo moja kati ya hayo yalizaa goli kitu ambacho kimeiyumiza PSG kwa usajili waliofanya kwa beki huyo ambao uliwakost pound mil 50 na kushuhudia wakiangukia pua Jana    Lakini kwa upande wangu nilishawahi kusema kuwa David Luiz bila uwepo wa Thiago Silva ni sawa na mlango mtupu wenye pazia tu maana uwepo wa Thiago Silva humpa amasa Luiz ambae hucheza akifuata maelekezo mengi na kampani ya kutosha kutoka kwa rafiki yake au kaka yake wenye uraia wa nchi moja. Jana tukamshuhudia Luiz akifanywa kama mtoto na bwana Luis Suarez               ANGALIA ORODHA YA WALINZI MAKINI DUNIANI       10. Raphael Verane       09. Andrea Barzagli   ...

The blaugrana star explains in an exclusive interview with the FC Barcelona official magazine his ambition for what remains of the season  Leo Messi  is happy, he feels good and that is the best possible news for Barça fans. The Argentine continues to break records in the blaugrana shirt; in November he became the top goalscorer in Spanish League history, overtaking legendary striker [link|href{http://www.fcbarcelona.com/head-to-head-telmo-zarra-vs-leo-messi}|text{Telmo Zarra’s record of 251 goals}]. At the beginning of March he scored his 32nd hat-trick as a Barça player to move beyond another record held by Zarra, the Athletic Bilbao forward from the 1950’s. His appetite for goals is insatiable and now he is dreaming of adding more trophies to his collection. You seem happy on and off the field. Is that reflected in your game on the pitch? Yes, I feel happy. The truth is that I started the season in a different way after what happened to me last season. I had a tough...

Lionel Messi ameonyesha kuwa na furaha baada ya kuendelea kuifungia team yake na kuwa sehemu ya historia ya klabu yake ya Barcelona nchini Hispania ambapo mpaka sasa ameshavunja na kuweka record kibao Ambapo mpaka sasa anashikilia record ya kuwa mchezaji aliyetoa pasi nyingi zaid za magoli akiwa juu ya Luis Figo aliyekuwa akiishikiria record hiyo kwa pasi 106 za mwisho katika ligi hiyo ya Spain na amekuwa mshambuliaji mwenye magoli mengi zaidi katka historia ya Laliga lakini bado anaendelea kuwa mfungaji wa kihistoria Barca Katika mahojiano yaliyokuwa yakiendelea Messi aliulizwa maswali kadhaa yafuatayo   Mwandishi : unaonekana kuwa na furaha uwapo uwanjani na unapokuwa nje ya uwanja je? Hiyo ni sababu ya wewe kufanya vzuri    Messi : Kiukweli sikuwa vizuri mwanzoni mwa msimu kwa matatizo na matukio ya nje ya uwanja na ndani ya uwanja lakini pia majeruhi yaliyukuwa yakinisumbua msimu ulioisha kwa hiyo najitahidi niwe pale nnapohitaji kuwa    Mwandishi :...

Wayne Rooney heaped praise on team-mate Marouane Fellaini, though the Manchester United skipper insisted he always believed the Belgian midfielder would come good at Old Trafford. Fellaini continued his resurgence with another impressive performance against rivals Manchester City on Sunday, scoring a goal as United claimed bragging rights via a 4-2 derby victory. The Belgium international has become a mainstay under Louis van Gaal in recent months, a far cry from Fellaini's first season at Old Trafford in 2013-14, when he was made a scapegoat by fans for the club's poor campaign following his £27.5 million move from Everton. Fellaini was deployed as a holding midfielder by former boss David Moyes but the 27-year-old has been pushed further up the field, which has kept star loanee Radamel Falcao warming the bench. "We like to play out from the back and if teams are pressing us then we have him as an option," Rooney said. "He is probably t...

These two Hilarious men really took the Movie industry by storm and were very close, both on set and off Set. Actually, many people thought they were blood related, perhaps Brothers.. But they are not. However Aki and Pawpaw whose real names are Chinedu Ikedieze and Osita Iheme respectively splitted as they stopped living together. Not Like there was a clash between them or something. Chinedu Ikedieze (Aki) explains Why, speaking with Tribune There was no clash between us. Then, the owner of the property wanted to use it, so we both had to vacate the apartment. The truth must be told, we cannot live together forever. We are adults and someday we would get married. We are not same twins, I am from Abia and he is from Imo. It’s just that we are good friends. It is not bad we go our separate ways, though; we are not far from each other.

 Tarehe kamaya leo tulimpoteza mtu muhimu sana katika tasnia ya filamu za hapa nchini maarufu kama Bongo move Alijulikana kama king wa filam nchini Tanzania ambae aliipeperusha vyema bendera ya nchi yake na kufika mbali zaidi kimafanikio na alitoboa kwa filamu zaidi ya waimba mziki sio mwingine ni Steven Kanumba ambae hatupo na takribani kwa miaka minne mpaka sasa kama utani tulisikia amedondoka na usiku wa kuamkia kama siku kama ya leo na asubuhi yake taarifa za kuthibitisha kifo chake zilisambaa kama utani wengine tukabaki kukanusha huku tukitoa kauli ya kudai kuwa tarehe 1 mwezi April ni siku ya wajinga na sio siku kama ya leo ya tarehe 7 April tulihisi ni utani ila tuliona zaidi mitandaoni huku picha iliyosambaa iliyomuonyesha akiwa kalala ikisambaa zaidi  Alifanya vizuri katika tasnia ya Bongo move ambako alijitangaza kimataifa na mpaka sasa binafsi sijaona wa kuziba pengo lake maana filamu nyingi zimekuwa na kasoro kadhaa na nyingi zikiwa hazijulikani kisa cha fila...

 Manchester city ilipoteza mechezo wake wa jana ambao laiti kama wangeshinda basi wangerudi katika nafasi yao ya pili na kumshusha Arsenal anaeikalia nafasi hiyo kwa point 63 wakiwa nyuma ya Chelsea wenye alama 70 huku wakiwa na kipolo cha mchezo mmoja mkononi na mpaka sasa imecheza michezo 30 ya ligi Manchester city mpaka sasa wamepoteza michezo mitatu kati ya mitano waliocheza mfululizo ukiwemo ule mchezo wa ligi ya mabingwa ulaya waliofungwa na Barcelona  manchester city wako katika wakati mgumu baada ya kupoteza mchezo wa jana wameendelea kusalia katika nafasi yao ya nne nyuma ya watani wao wa jadi Manchester united kwa tofauti ya pointi moja, mara baada ya kupoteza mchezo wa jana kumekuwa na wasiwasi wa kushindwa kuwania nafasi nne za juu endapo wataendelea na kiwango duni walichokionyesha kwenye mchezo wa jana dhidi ya Crystal parace ingawa walionyesha kupoteza nafasi kadhaa lakini ule umakini wa Aguero umeonekana kupungua akiwa anafanya kazi ya kulenga miamba bada...

 kwa hali ya kawaida hawa wadada watatu wamekuwa kama waasisi wa video na picha za ngono mara kadhaa wamekuwa wakipenda kupiga picha za utupu zenye kuonyesha maumbile ya miili yao na hii inadhihirisha ni kiasi gani wanaonekana ni kama wana pepo la ngono, kwa maana mara kadhaa wanapenda kujionyesha miili yao kimatamanio ili waweze kupendwa au kusobokewa na wanaume waweze kufanya nao tendo la ndoa  wema aikiwa amejiachia na kujipiga picha kwa mkono wake (selfie) hii inadhihirisha ni wazi hupenda tendo la kujianika na kujisambaza kwenye mitandao  Huyu ni shemeji yetu Zari wa Diamond akiwa amejiachia bafuni na jinsi muonekano wa picha wakat inapigwa alikuwa akihangaika kutafuta pozi na inadhihirisha nae hupenda kujianika  Huyu bidada nae hayuko nyuma amekuwa kama muuza sura mara kadhaa amekuwa akitafuta kiki kwa picha zake za utupu ili akae au kufikia levo za kina Wema Sepetunga na Zari

Mocha wa timu ya Arsenal ameonyeshwa kufurahishwa na kikosi chake baada ya kunyakua point tatu mbele ya mashabiki wake pale emirates ambako walijichinjia jogoo lao la pasaka kwa ushindi wa goli 4 kwa 1 dhidi ya Liverpool Baada ya ushindi huo Arsenal ilikaa katika nafasi ya pili wakiwa na point 63 nyuma ya Chelsea kwa point saba huku Chelsea ikiwa na kiporo cha mechi moja mkononi wakifuatiwa na Manchester city wenye point 61 huku wakiwa wanamchezo mkononi kitu ambacho endapo Manchester city wakishinda watawaporomosha Arsenal hadi katika nafasi ya tatu Arsenal wameshinda mechi 10 kati ya 11 walizocheza mfulilizo kitu ambacho kinadhihirisha ni wazi wanaweza kumaliza katika nafasi ya pili msimu huu endapo wataendeleza ushindi, Arsenal haikuwahi kumaliza katika nafasi ya pili tangu waliponyakua ubingwa wa ligi ya EPL mwaka 2005    Wenger amedai kuwa timu yake iko vizuri kwa sasa "timu iko sawa kwa sasa tuna funga na tumeshacheza michezo 31 na tuna magoli 62 ya kufunga"  ...

 Katika wiki kadhaa ligi nyingi ulaya zilikuwa zimesimama na badala yake kulikuwa na mashindano katika timu za taifa na pia ni mechi za kirafiki Lakini kutokana na kiu ya muda mrefu kwa mashabiki wa ligi za ulaya sasa ilirejea katika mwisho wa juma lilopita Jumamosi kulikuwa na baadhi ya mechi kali zilizokutanisha timu kadhaa kubwa ambako moja kati ya mechi kali iliyokuwa ikisubiriwa na wengi ni mechi baina ya Arsenal na Liverpool mechi ambayo arsenal walikuwa nyumbani emirates ambako jumamosi hiyo walijichinjia jogoo lao la pasaka na kuliweka kwenye jokofu kwa ajili ya pasaka, Arsenal iliicharaza Liverpool kwa idadi ya magoli 4 kwa 1 ambapo magoli hayo yalifungwa na Bellerin dakika ya 37 akipokea pasi safi kutoka kwa Ramsey na dakika ya 40 ya mchezo mjerumani M. Ozil alipiga faulo safi aliyozama wavuni ambayo bila shaka ni faulo bora tangu aanze kukipga arsenal na Ramsey hakuchoka kutengeneza magoli alimkatia pande maridadi Sanchez ambae alipiga muwa uliozama wavuni na kuandik...

 Tukielekea katika michezo ya ligi ambayo inatarajia kuanza rasmi jumamosi ya leo tukumbushane kidogo mechi ambayo ilichezwa wakati wa kipindi hiki cha wiki mbili ambacho wengi tulikuwa tukizitazama timu za taifa  Wakati timu za taifa zikichuana vikali katika mechi za kirafiki na zingine zikiwania kufuzu michuano ya mataifa ya ulaya pale Anfield kulikuwa na mechi ya kukata na shoka kilichokutanisha vikosi vya wakongwe wa Liverpool ambao ni Steven Gerrard na Jamie Carragher ambao kila mmoja alichagua wachezaji wake ambao walitoka timu tofauti ila wengi wao ni wale waliowahi kukanyaga dimba la Anfield mawili awe alicheza katika kikosi cha Liverpool au timu yoyote ambayo ilichuana uwanjani hapo  Turudi katika vikosi ambavyo vilipewa majina kimoja kiliitwa GERRARD XI kilichovalia uzi mweusi na kingine ni CARRAGHER XI kilichovalia uzi mweupe  Gerrard XI kikosi cha kwanza kulikuwa na: Jones ambae ni goal kipa Johnson A. Gerrard John Terry Rise Steven Ger...

Agnes Masogange Mara kadhaa wamekuwa akijianika katika mitandao yake ya kijamii na muda mwingi amekuwa akitafuta njia nzuri ya kuonekana makalio yake na sehemu zingne za mwili za kuwavutia wanaume katika hali tofauti kihisia na Mara kadhaa watu wamekuwa wakimuongelea kuwa dada huyo anauza mwili lakini amekuwa akikanusha taarifa hizo ila kwa mwendo huu ni shiida  Zishuhudie baadhi ya picha zingine akiwa katika style tofauti  Hivi ni vpande vya video yake ya ngono iliyosambazwa